Lyrics

When things are going well I get suspicious
And I just can't trust food that's too delicious
And it would be unfair to call me superstitious
But I'm just, so used to things going wrong

And I've been late for every sort of rendez-vous
a few dates, weddings and funerals too
I do care, but I never think anything through
And inevitably shit goes wrong

Give me an opportunity and I'll blow it
I'll get pissed drunk and make sure to show it
Give me an exact time, and I'll be late
And it ain't like I got a lot on my plate

When all engines are a go, I get nervous
Bad luck's around the bend, ready to serve us
And I am wary of any smooth surface
Cause ya hit a bump and things go wrong

When I find a shiny coin I look over my shoulder
When the temperature is hot I wish it were colder
When I'm feeling young I suppose I should be older
Cause shit seems to keep going wrong

Give me an opportunity and I'll blow it
I'll get pissed drunk and make sure to show it
Give me an exact time, and I'll be late
And it ain't like I got a lot on my plate